Funny Quotes And Sayings About Halloween Day

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"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me"

Funny quotes about halloween

1. Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

— Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls

 

2. I learned something the other day. I learned that Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.

—  Bruce Clark

Funny quotes about halloween

3. This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

— Conan O’Brien

 

4. I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate — I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.

— Amy Poehler

Funny quotes about halloween

5. If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

— Douglas Coupland

 

6. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

Funny quotes about halloween

7. When I was a kid, Halloween was strictly a starchy-vegetable-only holiday, with pumpkins and Indian corn on the front stoop; there was nothing electric, nothing inflatable, nothing with latex membranes or strobes.

— Susan Orlean

 

8. On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Funny quotes about halloween

9. I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?’

— Drew Carey

 

10. I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

— Robert Brault

Funny quotes about halloween

11. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

 

12. This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

 Conan O'Brien

Funny quotes about halloween

13. I love Halloween. It's the only night of the year I can wear a wedding dress without looking desperate.

—  Adam

 

14. This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

— Conan O'Brien

 

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