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- How to Use This List Without Panicking
- The 30 Dishes (And What to Order Instead)
- 1) Soup of the Day (a.k.a. “Soup du Jour”)
- 2) The House Salad
- 3) Salad Bar / Buffet Greens
- 4) Raw Sprouts (on sandwiches, bowls, anything)
- 5) Eggs Benedict (especially during a slammed brunch)
- 6) Hollandaise-Heavy Anything
- 7) “Weekend Brunch Buffet” Omelets & Egg Stations
- 8) Fish Special at a Non-Seafood Restaurant
- 9) “Catch of the Day” with Zero Details
- 10) Farmed “Budget Fish” (like tilapia) in a Fancy Outfit
- 11) Sushi at a Place That Isn’t a Sushi Place
- 12) Raw Oysters at Low-Turnover Spots
- 13) Mussels (unless you trust the kitchen)
- 14) Clams (same logic as mussels)
- 15) Steak Tartare (at a place not known for it)
- 16) Chicken Breast Entrées
- 17) “Plain Grilled Chicken” as a Default Add-On
- 18) Overloaded Nachos
- 19) Spinach-Artichoke Dip (or “mystery hot dip”)
- 20) Loaded Fries / “Trash Can” Fries
- 21) Truffle Oil Fries (especially at casual spots)
- 22) Gimmicky “Fusion” That Sounds Like a Dare
- 23) “Trending” Social-Media Food Items
- 24) Well-Done Steak
- 25) Risotto at High-Volume Restaurants
- 26) Alfredo (or heavy cream sauces at chain-style spots)
- 27) “Microwaved Miracle” Desserts (molten cake, lava cake, etc.)
- 28) Cheesecake Everywhere
- 29) “Mystery Special” That Isn’t a Special (it’s a cover story)
- 30) The “Punny” Menu Item That Tries Too Hard
- Quick Green Flags for Ordering Smarter
- of Real-World Restaurant Worker Experiences (What People Share Online)
- Conclusion
If you’ve ever wondered what your server would order if they were sitting in your seat (and paying with their own money),
you’re not alone. Cooks, servers, bartenders, and managers spill a surprising amount of tea onlineusually after a long shift,
sometimes while eating fries in their car like a tiny, exhausted raccoon.
This article is a “use your judgment” guide, not a fear campaign. Plenty of restaurants do these dishes beautifully.
But when restaurant workers repeatedly say, “Yeah… I’d skip that,” it’s worth listening. Below are
30 dishes people should stop ordering (or at least think twice about), plus smarter swaps and
easy menu “green flags” that can make dining out a lot more deliciousand a lot less disappointing.
How to Use This List Without Panicking
A dish lands on a “workers won’t order it” list for a few repeating reasons:
it’s tricky to hold safely, easy to cut corners on, commonly sourced pre-made,
or it’s the kind of item restaurants use to quietly move inventory before it turns into a science experiment.
The goal isn’t to swear off half the menu. The goal is to spot patterns:
vague specials, high-risk raw items, and “we can do everything” menus are where disappointment tends to hide.
If you love one of these dishes and your favorite spot nails it, keep living your best life.
This is about knowing where the potholes are.
The 30 Dishes (And What to Order Instead)
1) Soup of the Day (a.k.a. “Soup du Jour”)
Sometimes it’s fresh, thoughtful, and fantastic. Other times it’s a “clean-out-the-fridge” strategy with a ladle.
If the soup description is super vague, or it’s always “today’s soup” with no real details, proceed with caution.
Order instead: A signature soup the restaurant is known for, or an appetizer that’s clearly made-to-order.
2) The House Salad
“House salad” often translates to “whatever greens are still standing upright.” If the salad needs a heavy dressing
to feel exciting, it might be doing extra work to cover limp produce.
Order instead: A named salad with specific ingredients (and ideally something seasonal or local).
3) Salad Bar / Buffet Greens
Buffets can be fun, but greens are the item most likely to sit out, get handled a lot, and live a long life under bright lights.
“Room-temperature lettuce” is not a vibe.
Order instead: A plated salad made to order, or cooked vegetables.
4) Raw Sprouts (on sandwiches, bowls, anything)
Sprouts have a reputation for being a higher-risk ingredient because of how they’re grown.
They’re crunchy, surebut they’re also the ingredient food-safety pros side-eye the hardest.
Order instead: Pickled onions, shredded cabbage, cucumber, or lettuce for crunch without the drama.
5) Eggs Benedict (especially during a slammed brunch)
Hollandaise is temperature-finicky and brunch is chaos. When it’s made fresh and handled well, it’s heavenly.
When it’s held “just warm enough,” it can become a food-safety and texture gamble.
Order instead: A breakfast dish that’s cooked to order without delicate holding (scrambles, breakfast tacos, grain bowls).
6) Hollandaise-Heavy Anything
Even outside Benedict, hollandaise-based plates share the same issue: the sauce needs careful timing and temperature control.
Workers often warn that it’s not always made to order.
Order instead: Sauces that are built to hold well (salsas, chimichurri, tomato-based sauces).
7) “Weekend Brunch Buffet” Omelets & Egg Stations
Live stations can be great, but they also attract shortcuts: pre-cracked egg mix, fast flips, and “good enough” seasoning.
If the line is long and the cook is doing Olympic sprint-level service, quality can drop.
Order instead: A plated brunch specialty the kitchen is known for (and can execute consistently).
8) Fish Special at a Non-Seafood Restaurant
Seafood is wonderful when the restaurant is set up for it: steady turnover, proper storage, and staff who handle it daily.
If it’s a random fish cameo on a giant menu, that’s a yellow flag.
Order instead: The restaurant’s “core identity” dishwhat they’d brag about on a billboard.
9) “Catch of the Day” with Zero Details
A legit catch-of-the-day should come with specifics: the fish, the preparation, and often the source.
If it’s just “fish, trust us,” the trust may be doing too much heavy lifting.
Order instead: A clearly described seafood dishor skip seafood entirely at that spot.
10) Farmed “Budget Fish” (like tilapia) in a Fancy Outfit
Workers often say this one is about value: some budget fish gets upsold with trendy sauces and a pretty garnish.
You pay “special occasion” money for “weekday protein.”
Order instead: A sustainable, well-described fish the restaurant is proud of (or a great chicken thigh dish).
11) Sushi at a Place That Isn’t a Sushi Place
Sushi depends on obsessive handling: temperature, timing, sourcing, and knife work.
If the restaurant is mostly burgers and pasta and thensurprisesushi, you’re rolling dice.
Order instead: Whatever the kitchen clearly specializes in.
12) Raw Oysters at Low-Turnover Spots
Raw oysters can be incredible, but they’re higher risk than fully cooked seafood.
If the restaurant doesn’t move a lot of them, freshness and handling become bigger questions.
Order instead: Cooked oysters (if offered), grilled seafood, or a hot appetizer.
13) Mussels (unless you trust the kitchen)
Many chefs love musselsbut they’re picky about ordering them out because storage and inspection matter.
One bad mussel can ruin your night fast.
Order instead: A cooked seafood dish with less “one bad apple” risk (shrimp, fish, scallopsat a seafood-strong restaurant).
14) Clams (same logic as mussels)
Like mussels, clams demand good sourcing and careful handling. If the restaurant isn’t known for shellfish,
workers often suggest skipping.
Order instead: A hot seafood stew at a place that clearly sells a lot of it.
15) Steak Tartare (at a place not known for it)
Raw beef requires tight temperature control and high standards. When it’s on-theme for the restaurant, it can be excellent.
When it’s there because “we’re fancy now,” it’s a no from many workers.
Order instead: A seared steak or carpaccio at a restaurant with a strong raw-bar or butcher program.
16) Chicken Breast Entrées
Workers often call this the “safe order” for picky diners, which is exactly why it can be boring, dry, and overpriced.
Not alwaysbut often enough that chefs roll their eyes a little.
Order instead: Chicken thighs, roast chicken, or a dish where chicken is the star (not a placeholder).
17) “Plain Grilled Chicken” as a Default Add-On
If the menu basically treats grilled chicken like an accessory (“add chicken +$9”), it’s usually batch-cooked
and reheated or held. Tenderness is… not guaranteed.
Order instead: A protein that’s cooked as part of a specific dish (braised pork, steak frites, roasted salmon).
18) Overloaded Nachos
The top chips get the glory. The bottom chips get soggy regret.
In many kitchens, nachos are also a quick assembly itemgreat for speed, not always great for freshness.
Order instead: Tacos, quesadillas, or a smaller shareable that’s cookednot just built.
19) Spinach-Artichoke Dip (or “mystery hot dip”)
Workers often whisper that these dips arrive in a bag or tub more often than you’d think.
They’re creamy, salty, and hard to mess upbecause someone else already did the work in a factory.
Order instead: A house-made appetizer with visible prep (roasted vegetables, charred octopus, handmade dumplings).
20) Loaded Fries / “Trash Can” Fries
If it’s a mountain of fries with five sauces, shredded cheese, and a blizzard of toppings,
you might be looking at a “use up odds and ends” plate. Delicious sometimesmessy always.
Order instead: A simpler fry + one sauce, or a composed appetizer the kitchen is proud of.
21) Truffle Oil Fries (especially at casual spots)
“Truffle” on a menu doesn’t always mean truffle. Truffle oil is infamous for tasting loud while delivering
very little actual truffle magic.
Order instead: Parmesan-garlic fries, herb fries, or anything featuring real mushrooms.
22) Gimmicky “Fusion” That Sounds Like a Dare
Fusion can be brilliant when it’s thoughtful. But when it reads like a brainstorm scribbled on a napkin
(“ramen burger sushi burrito”), it may be built for attention more than flavor.
Order instead: One cuisine done well, or a fusion dish the restaurant is actually known for.
23) “Trending” Social-Media Food Items
If a dish looks like it was designed to be photographed more than eaten, it can be a red flag for shortcuts.
Extra height, extra candy, extra chaos… sometimes equals extra freezer time.
Order instead: The most boring-sounding item on the menu that the kitchen executes perfectly.
24) Well-Done Steak
Here’s the uncomfortable truth: some kitchens see well-done as permission to send the least impressive cut,
because overcooking can hide texture issues. Not everywhere. But enough that chefs have warned about it for years.
Order instead: Medium-rare to medium (if you’re comfortable), or choose braised meats that are meant to be fully cooked and tender.
25) Risotto at High-Volume Restaurants
Proper risotto is a labor of love. In busy restaurants, it’s often par-cooked and finished fast.
That can be fine… or it can turn into gluey rice pudding cosplay.
Order instead: Pasta, polenta, or a grain dish that’s designed for batch consistency.
26) Alfredo (or heavy cream sauces at chain-style spots)
Cream sauces can sit, split, and get reworked. When done right, they’re luxurious.
When done lazily, they’re a salt bomb with a side of regret.
Order instead: Tomato-based sauces, olive-oil-based pastas, or a chef’s pasta specialty.
27) “Microwaved Miracle” Desserts (molten cake, lava cake, etc.)
Some restaurants bake desserts in-house. Many don’t. Certain famous “molten” desserts often arrive frozen and get reheated.
If dessert isn’t the restaurant’s thing, you might be paying premium prices for a freezer-to-plate situation.
Order instead: A dessert with clear house-made signals (seasonal fruit cobbler, fresh pastry, rotating cake list).
28) Cheesecake Everywhere
Cheesecake is frequently purchased pre-made because making it well is time-consuming and space-hungry.
If the restaurant doesn’t mention a bakery partner or house pastry program, it’s usually not handmade.
Order instead: A simple dessert the kitchen can execute fresh (cookies, sorbet, bread pudding).
29) “Mystery Special” That Isn’t a Special (it’s a cover story)
Specials can be genuinely special. They can also be a way to move ingredients that need to leave the building soon.
If the server can’t describe it clearly, or the special changes in suspiciously convenient ways, trust your instincts.
Order instead: A special with specifics (ingredient names, cooking method, why it’s featured today).
30) The “Punny” Menu Item That Tries Too Hard
A clever name doesn’t automatically mean a bad dish. But workers often joke that the corniest menu items
are sometimes hiding average food behind a comedy wig.
Order instead: The straightforward version of that dishor a classic the restaurant sells nonstop.
Quick Green Flags for Ordering Smarter
- Shorter menu, stronger confidence: fewer items usually means more repetition, better consistency, and fresher turnover.
- Specific descriptions: named ingredients and techniques (charred, braised, fermented, house-made) beat vague buzzwords.
- Order the identity: if it’s a seafood place, get seafood. If it’s a noodle shop, get noodles. Let the restaurant be itself.
- Ask one calm question: “What’s your favorite thing right now?” is a polite way to get staff guidance without sounding suspicious.
- Trust the busy signal: a steady, happy dining room often means higher turnover and fewer things sitting around.
Bottom line: “Stop ordering” really means “stop ordering on autopilot.”
When you choose dishes that match the restaurant’s strengths, you’re stacking the odds in your favor.
of Real-World Restaurant Worker Experiences (What People Share Online)
The internet is full of restaurant-worker confessions, and while every kitchen is different, the stories rhyme.
Here are a few common experiences workers describeshared here as “composite snapshots” of what people say happens behind the scenes.
The Soup That Wouldn’t Quit
One of the most repeated stories online is the “immortal soup.” A server asks the kitchen what today’s soup is.
The answer: “Potato.” Tomorrow? “Potato.” Three days later? “Potato.” Is it the same pot? Not always.
But workers describe soup as the perfect hiding place for odds and endsextra roasted vegetables, yesterday’s chicken,
the last scoop of something that can’t be featured on its own. At great restaurants, soup is intentional and made fresh.
At shaky ones, soup is a strategy. That’s why many workers say they only order soup when the restaurant is known for it
or the description is very specific.
The Brunch Rush Hollandaise Gamble
Brunch is where optimism goes to get its shoes stepped on. Online, cooks describe the pressure: a flood of tickets,
too many poached eggs, and a sauce that wants constant attention. Hollandaise is delicious but moody.
If it’s held too cool, it’s risky. If it’s held too hot, it breaks. Workers say the best brunch spots make it in small batches,
often repeatedly, and they’re proud of it. The risky brunch spots make one big batch, cross their fingers, and keep it “warm-ish”
for as long as possible. That’s why the same dish can be transcendent in one restaurant and tragic in another.
The Salad That Needed a Pep Talk
A common server confession: salads are where “almost fine” produce goes to live its final days.
Not all saladsgreat places treat greens like the main event. But workers describe opening containers of mixed greens that are
slightly wilted, a little wet, and one bad toss away from looking sad. Then comes the save: strong dressing, crunchy toppings,
extra cheese, candied nutsanything to distract you from the fact that lettuce is not supposed to feel tired.
The “green flag,” workers say, is when a restaurant has a salad that sounds genuinely thoughtful, seasonal, and specific.
The Dessert That Came From the “Cold Library”
Workers also talk about the dessert freezer like it’s a bookcase: rows of identical slices, each wrapped and waiting.
This isn’t always a problemsome purchased desserts are delicious. The problem is price versus expectation.
If you’re paying top dollar for a “house favorite” that tastes suspiciously identical to every other place’s dessert,
you’re not paying for craft; you’re paying for convenience. Staff often say the best dessert choice is the one that changes,
the one with seasonal fruit, or the one the server mentions with actual excitement.
The Menu That Tried to Be Everyone’s Best Friend
Finally, the biggest repeating worker insight: huge menus can mean huge shortcuts. When a restaurant offers sushi, barbecue,
pasta, tacos, and breakfast all day, workers say the kitchen usually survives by relying on pre-made components,
freezer items, and fast assembly. That doesn’t mean you can’t have a good meal therebut it does mean you should order the
items the restaurant sells the most. The crowd’s favorite is often the safest bet because it turns over quickly, gets cooked often,
and the kitchen’s muscle memory is strongest there.
Conclusion
Restaurant workers aren’t trying to ruin your appetitethey’re trying to save your money, your expectations, and sometimes your evening.
The smartest takeaway from “what not to order at restaurants” isn’t a blacklist; it’s a strategy:
order what the restaurant does best, be cautious with vague specials and delicate holding foods, and don’t let a cute menu name do the thinking for you.
If you want one simple rule: when in doubt, order the dish the restaurant would put on a T-shirt.
That’s usually where the pride (and the flavor) lives.