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Funny Quotes about Life That Make You Feel Good
1. Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take time to thank a stupid person for their contribution.
2. If people are talking about you behind your back, Then just fart!
3. Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206
4. My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.
5. If you say you're cooler than me... Does that make me hotter than you.
6. I wish I lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck FAT instead of blood.
7. I'm not lazy I'm just on my energy saving mode.
Funny Quotes about Life
8. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
9. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.
10. Marriage is a Workshop...where husband works and wife shops...
11. With great power comes greats electricity bill.
12. It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when Iam quite, people ask me whats wrong with me.
13. Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
14. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
15. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, Just to be sure.
16. At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up.
17. My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed!
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