15 Best Bill Cosby Quotes And Sayings
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. (born July 12, 1937) is an American actor, comedian, author and singer-songwriter.
Cosby's start in stand-up comedy began at the hungry i in San Francisco, and was followed by his landing a starring role in the 1960s television show I Spy. During the show's first two seasons, he was also a regular on the children's television series The Electric Company.
Best Bill Cosby Quotes:
Bill Cosby Quotes
1. When you become senile, you won't know it.
― Bill Cosby
2. The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants.
― Bill Cosby
3. You can't really argue with a guy who says that. But you also have to play the tape back where he looks at the man in charge and says, 'You're doing a heck of a job,' and neither one of them knows what they're talking about.
― Bill Cosby
4. Old is always fifteen years from now.
― Bill Cosby
5. Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
― Bill Cosby
6. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
― Bill Cosby
7. I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.
― Bill Cosby
8. That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked
― Bill Cosby
9. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
― Bill Cosby, Fatherhood
10. Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
― Bill Cosby
11. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
― Bill Cosby
12. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
― Bill Cosby
13. Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
― Bill Cosby
14. Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
― Bill Cosby
15. Network executives never did understand what made our show work.
― Bill Cosby
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