Hermione Granger Quotes That Will Make You Feel Funny

Hermione Granger Quotes: 

Hermione Granger Quotes

1. “I’ve learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough – I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?” 

- Hermione Granger

2. “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in, They got in on pure talent.”

- Hermione Granger

3. “I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.” 

- Hermione Granger

4. “Well, if you two are going to chicken out, fine, I don’t want to break rules, you know. I think threatening Muggle-borns is far worse than brewing up a difficult potion. But if you don’t want to find out if it’s Malfoy, I’ll go straight to Madam Pince now and hand the book back in —”

- Hermione Granger

5. “Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!”

- Hermione Granger

6. “There you are, then, they see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim’s not an omen, it’s the cause of death! And Harry’s still with us because he’s not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I’d better kick the bucket then!”

- Hermione Granger

7. “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!”

- Hermione Granger

8. “If being good at Divination means I have to pretend to see death omens in a lump of tea leaves, I’m not sure I’ll be studying it much longer!”

- Hermione Granger

9. “Excuse me but I don’t like people just because they are handsome.” 

- Hermione Granger

10. “Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?”

- Hermione Granger

11. “Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul — you evil little cockroach!!” [Hermione confronting Draco Malfoy]

- Hermione Granger

12. “All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!” 

- Hermione Granger

13. “Well, honestly . . . ‘the fates have informed her’ . . . who sets the exam? She does! What an amazing prediction!” [Hermione mocking fraudster Professor Trelawney]

- Hermione Granger

14. “Ron,” said Hermione in a dignified voice, “you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.” 

- Hermione Granger

15. “You know, house-elves get a very raw deal! It’s slavery, that’s what it is! That Mr. Crouch made her go up to the top of the stadium, and she was terrified, and he’s got her bewitched so she can’t even run when they start trampling tents! Why doesn’t anyone do something about it?”

- Hermione Granger

16. “Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.” (to Ron, of course)

- Hermione Granger

17. “It’s people like you, Ron, who prop up rotten and unjust systems, just because they’re too lazy to —”

- Hermione Granger

18. “What are you doing with all those books anyway?”

- Hermione Granger

19. “Oh I see, so basically, you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have you, even if she’s completely horrible?” [Hermione chiding Ron on his dating strategies]

- Hermione Granger

20. “Just trying to decide which ones to take with us,” said Hermione, “when we’re looking for the Horcruxes.”

- Hermione Granger

21. “My parents don’t read the Daily Prophet. [Rita Skeeter] can’t scare me into hiding!”

- Hermione Granger

22. “Oh, of course,” said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. “I forgot we’ll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”  

- Hermione Granger

23. “Oh for heaven’s sake! Listen to me, all of you! You’ve got just as much right as wizards to be unhappy! You’ve got the right to wages and holidays and proper clothes, you don’t have to do everything you’re told — look at Dobby!”

- Hermione Granger

24. “Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery and — oh Harry — be careful!”

- Hermione Granger

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