200+ Funny Motivational Quotes To Inspire You With A Smile

      200+ Funny Motivational Quotes To Inspire You With A Smile

Looking for some inspirational yet funny quotes to brighten your day? We have rounded up the best collection of funny motivational quotes, funny inspirational quotes, sayings, messages, status, and captions to put a smile on your face.

Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

A collection of funny inspirational quotes about life.

1. “If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.”
2. “If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa
3. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
4. “Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne
5. “I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
6. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West
7. “Dear life, when I said: ‘Can my day get any worse?’ It was rhetorical, not a challenge.”
8. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
9. “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein
10. “It amazes me how much exercise and extra fires sound alike.”
11. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
12. “In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”
13. “Anxiety is like a toddler. It never stops talking. Tells you you’re wrong about everything. Wakes you up at 3 am.”
14. “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”
15. “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland
16. “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my show, my sock is sliding off.”
17. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin
18. “I think my guardian angel drinks.”
19. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
20. “Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.”
21. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
22. “Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.”
23. “Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.”
24. “Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” -Napoleon Hill
25. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
26. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” –Zig Ziglar
27. “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.”
28. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen
29. “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” – Bill Murray
30. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
31. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
32. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote
33. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
34. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
35. “When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say ‘Why me?’, say ‘Try me’.”
36. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov
37. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump
38. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
39. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” -Marie Osmond
40. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
41. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
42. “Cinderella proves that a new pair of shoes can change your life.”
43. “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…I’ll laugh at you.”
44. “Most people miss opportunity because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
45. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.” – Richard Bach
46. “People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.”
47. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
48. “Life always offers you a second chance, it’s called tomorrow.”
49. “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings
50. “When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris

Funny Inspirational Quotes For Work

These hilarious quotes and posters will surely inspire you to go to your workplace with a smile and push you through the day with amazing humor mood. And if its the weekend or your workout session you will surely find the encouragement to hit the gym, or work and achieve your dreams.

1. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra
2. “It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” – Fred Allen
3. “Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.”
4. “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
5. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain
6. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
7. “So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.”
8. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
9. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
10. “Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?”
11. “You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.” — Sam Levenson
12. “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneres
13. “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman
14. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
15. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark Twain
16. “Money won’t make you happy…but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” – Zig Ziglar
17. “Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”
18. “I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.”
19. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss
20. “I have to be successful because I like expensive things.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
21. “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” — Harry Emerson Fosdick
22. “Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path….”
23. “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.” – Robert Downey Jr.
24. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
25. “Life has a funny way of working out. Just when you start to believe it never will.”
26. “Do or do not. There is no try.”
27. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
28. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
29. “The best insurance policy for tomorrow is to make the most productive use of today.”
30. “Stop doubting yourself, work hard and make it happen!”
31. “If you fall, I’ll always be there. – The Floor”
32. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
33. “First five days after weekend are the hardest.”
34. “Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” – Josh Billings
35. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
36. “Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.”
37. “I’m bored is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.”- Louis C.K.
38. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
39. “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova
40. “Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!” – Naruto Uzumaki
41. “If the plan doesn’t work change the plan. But never the goal.”
42. “I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.”
43. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
44. “Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.”
45. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
46. “His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.” – Arthur Baer
47. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
48. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
49. “I couldn’t repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.”
50. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

Short Funny Inspirational Quotes

1. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
2. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
3. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
4. “Think like a proton. Always positive.”
5. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
6. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
7. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.”
8. “When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson
9. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
10. “Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye
11. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
12. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
13. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.”
14. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
15. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”
16. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
17. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
18. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
19. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn
20. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
21. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.”
22. “Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.”
23. “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
24. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
25. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
26. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.”
27. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.”
28. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” -Voltaire
29. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson
30. “Be happy – it drives people crazy.”

Funny Motivational Quotes

No one can ever laugh too much, and these funny quotes will surely encourage you to smile bigger and laugh harder with a pinch of motivational words.

1. “These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.”
2. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
3. “It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.” – Hans F. Hansen
4. “When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hold on tight, and believe.” – Lisa Lieberman-Wang
5. “You’re still a rock star.” I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and get into bed at 9 pm.”
6. “Never stop doing your best just because someone doesn’t give you credit.”
7. “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” – Edgar Allan Poe
8. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”- Ron White
9. “I dream of a better world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motive questioned.”
10. “Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be.”
11. “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”- John Lennon
12. “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.” – John Green
13. “Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”- Brian Vaszily
14. “When you focus on the good, the good gets better.”
15. “Just because my path is different doesn’t mean I’m lost.”
16. “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.” – Charles J. Sykes
17. “When life shuts a door… open it again. That’s how they work.”
18. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”- Cassandra Duffy
19. “I do not advocate violence. I advocate peace. And then just when my opponent believes me, I punch him in the face.” – Buster Guru
20. “Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.”
21. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin
22. “You can do anything! Just get up and do it, follow your dreams.”
23. “The only time you should ever look back is to check out that booty.”
24. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” – Mark Twain
25. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire
26. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” – Terry Pratchett
27. “May your enemies live long enough so they could witness your success.”
28. “If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can’t hear them anymore.” – Michele Ruiz
29. “A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” – Herm Albright
30. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.”- Robert Brault
31. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.”- Dr. Seuss