Jon Stewart Quotes (The Host of The Daily Show)
Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, 28 November, 1962) is an American actor and comedian. He is also the host of the Emmy-award winning program, The Daily Show, author of Naked Pictures of Famous People and co-author of the New York Times bestseller America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.
Best Jon Stewart Quotes:
Jon Stewart Quotes
1. Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
― Jon Stewart
2. Any fool can destroy. But to see...firefighters and policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that’s extraordinary.
― Jon Stewart
3. Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
― Jon Stewart
4. If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
― Jon Stewart
5. You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
― Jon Stewart
6. Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age.
― Jon Stewart
7. The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
― Jon Stewart
8. Divorce isn't caused because 50 per cent of marriages end in gayness.
― Jon Stewart
9. Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
― Jon Stewart
10. Politicians [do] what they need to do to retain power. When you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, 'that's what monkeys do.' But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say, 'bad monkey.'
― Jon Stewart
11. To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
― Jon Stewart
12. I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
― Jon Stewart
13. We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is — on the brink of catastrophe — torn by polarizing hate, and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!
― Jon Stewart
14. If we amplify everything we hear nothing.
― Jon Stewart
15. You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
― Jon Stewart
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