Break Up Quotes and Sayings

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Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny break up quotes, funny break up sayings, and funny break up proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

 Funny break up quotes inspire you

1. "Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over."

- Jerry Seinfeld -

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Funny break up quotes inspire you

2. "My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."

- Azgraybebly Joslan -


3. "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."

- Steve Martin -


4. "Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."

- Mary Kay Blakeley -


5. "Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."     

- Rita Mae Brown -

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Funny break up quotes inspire you

6. "If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream."

- Frank Ocean -


7. "He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."     

- Zsa Zsa Gabor -


8. "My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money."

- Wendy Liebman -


9. "In our family we don't divorce our men -- we bury them."

- Ruth Gordon -


10. "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost as if you're here!"

- Billy Ray Cyrus -


11. "A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you."

- Margaret Atwood -

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