The great humorous sayings of famous people - Funny Quotes

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just Fruits :) Let's fun with some funy quotes below.

FUNNY QUOTES

1/There are some who say that money does not make happiness. Surely they want to talk to the other people’s money

(X.Gitri)

2/Revenge is like a dog you bite after bite

(O.Omeli)

4/ All women are asking her mirror but few people have heard them

(O.Phise)

5/ The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

(Albert Einstein)

6/ Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

(Albert Einstein)

7/ I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(Albert Einstein)

8/ So you know, cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well

(Shigemu Miyamoto, Nintendo)

9/ When a diplomat says “yes”, which means “maybe”. When he says “can”, which means “no”. And when he says “no”, no longer a diplomat again.

(Vontaire)

10/ If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

(Ron Jeremy)

11/ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

12/ The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

13/ The first time I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion.

(Fred Allen)

14/ Life is hard, after all, it kills you

(Kathrine Hepburn)

15/ More and more I believe in the unique effect of the truth; it helps us understand: lying is beneficial

(P.Drazep)

16/ I just read the book or bad because the first book, I’m self-taught, while the second book is to laugh – this is very beneficial for health

(A.Doki)

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