Funny EX Boyfriend Quotes Help You Move On The Past

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"Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you"

Funny ex boyfriend quotes

1. My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.


2. Every girl has that one boy, no matter who they’re with of how long ago she had feelings for him, he will always be the one that when a love song is played, he’ll be in her mind.


Funny ex boyfriend quotes

3. If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone 


4. Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

― Alexa Chung


Funny ex boyfriend quotes

5. A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.

 — Author Unknown 


6. He looked deeply into my eyes, he lied and said "I'll never make you cry", and when I thought it was too good to be true, he blew me off and found someone new.  

— Author Unknown 

 Funny ex boyfriend quotes

7. I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else. My mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate .

— Author Unknown 


8. Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you.  

— Author Unknown 

 Funny ex boyfriend quotes

9. My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

― Koren Zailckas


10. Never say I love you, if you don't really care…never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there…never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart…never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start…never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie…never say hello, if you really mean good-bye.  

— Author Unknown 

 Funny ex boyfriend quotes

11. One day you’re going to wake up and realize how special she is — and when that day comes, she’ll be waking up next to the guy who already knew.  

— Author Unknown 


12. Her heart had grown so familiar to the pain of life without him, that to respond now seemed too large a pleasure she could not endure. If pain was love, then she loved fiercely. Yet knew she could not be near that boy again.

— Coco J. Ginger


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